Questions from the gutter

On your own property, it’s a yard decoration. Just don’t put it in a public or city storm drain, and never block the flow of water. Rules vary by city and HOA, so check yours. Read the fine print.

It’s sized for typical open-throat curb inlets, the long slot under the curb, which are usually about 5–6 in tall. It won’t work on a flat grate you’d walk over. Measure the opening first if you’re not sure.

It shouldn’t, and it mustn’t. The head sits near the front of the opening and the bottom stays clear. Pull it out before heavy rain. See How It Works.

Yes. 4mm Coroplast is corrugated plastic, not cardboard, and the print is UV ink. Light rain is fine. Remove it for storms, and store it out of the sun between seasons.

Yes, it’s double-sided, so it looks finished from the street and still looks good when you’re setting it up or storing it.

Roughly letter-page size. Each character page lists its size. Joe, for example, is about 8 × 9 in with tabs.

It opens this website. That’s it: no tracking, no sign-up. More on the QR code.

Everything is sold through our Etsy shop, Here’s Your Sign Company. Pricing, shipping and options live on the listings.

Yes. Joe’s dripping ice cream cone is a separate cutout that stands next to him. See Joe’s page.

It’s satire, and it’s equal-opportunity. Everyone ends up in the drain eventually. Sewer Clowns aren’t affiliated with, sponsored by or endorsed by anyone depicted.

It’s a spooky decoration for an adult to set up. The faces are creepy on purpose, so use your judgment with little ones. And please, nobody climbs into a storm drain.

Maybe! Get in touch and tell us who belongs in your drain.