Sewer Clowns
The Crackhead in the Curb
He’s hit rock bottom… literally.
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The lineup / Joe From Below
Joe From Below
Wandered off looking for the podium. Found the gutter instead.
Joe went out for a nice long walk after the event, took one wrong turn at the curb, and has been living in the storm drain ever since. Honestly? He loves it down there. Nobody rushes him, the acoustics are great, and every so often a trick-or-treater stops to chat.
He’s genuinely delighted to see you. He’d shake your hand, but, you know. The grate. Here’s the deal, folks: come a little closer. No, closer.
Add-on
Joe’s ice cream cone
Nothing says “come a little closer” like a dripping double scoop. The cone is its own contour-cut Coroplast piece, about 3.5 × 7 in, that stands in the slot right beside Joe, like he’s holding it up out of the drain.
Sold with Joe or as an add-on. See the listing for current options.
Get Joe + the coneThe specs
- Material
- 4mm Coroplast (corrugated plastic): waterproof, rigid, light
- UV-printed, double-sided (front and back)
- Cut
- Contour cut to the shape of the head, with a mounting tab on each side
- Size
- about 8 × 9 in (with tabs)
- Fits
- Typical open-throat curb drain openings (about 5–6 in tall)
- QR code
- On the ear tab. It scans to sewerclown.com
- Setup
- About a minute, no tools. How it works
- Use
- Private property only. Fine print
