Sewer Clowns
Don of the Drain: a scowling mugshot-style face peeking up out of a storm drain

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Don of the Drain

The biggest, most beautiful drain. Everybody says so.

People said he’d never end up in the gutter. Those people were wrong. Don of the Drain glares out of the finest storm drain in the neighborhood, maybe the finest drain in the history of drains. Many people are saying it.

Tremendous scowl. The best scowl. Some drains are sending their best, and this is it. He’s not coming out, and he’s not conceding.

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In the wild

Don of the Drain, on location

Mockup: Don of the Drain scowling out of a concrete storm drain slot
Tremendous drain. Nobody’s ever seen a drain like it.
The tan dog walking up to the curb drain where Don of the Drain is peeking out
Finally, a loyal supporter shows up.
Close-up of the dog nose to nose with Don of the Drain
Nobody blinked. Both are claiming victory.

The specs

Material
4mm Coroplast (corrugated plastic): waterproof, rigid, light
Print
UV-printed, double-sided (front and back)
Cut
Contour cut to the shape of the head, with a mounting tab on each side
Size
about 9 × 6.5 in (with tabs)
Fits
Typical open-throat curb drain openings (about 5–6 in tall)
QR code
On the ear tab. It scans to sewerclown.com
Setup
About a minute, no tools. How it works
Use
Private property only. Fine print
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