Sewer Clowns
Swamp Queen: a pale swamp-green face with blacked-out eyes, bloody tears and a red grin, peeking up out of a storm drain

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Swamp Queen

Drain the swamp? She is the drain.

Hollow black eyes. Unblinking. In absolutely no hurry to leave. The Swamp Queen has been waiting at the bottom of the storm drain for a very, very long time, and she has kept a list.

She doesn’t chase. She doesn’t blink. She just smiles up from the dark until you remember something you forgot to delete.

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In the wild

Swamp Queen, on location

In-the-wild photos coming soon. She’s camera shy. (She’s not. She’s just waiting.)

The specs

Material
4mm Coroplast (corrugated plastic): waterproof, rigid, light
Print
UV-printed, double-sided (front and back)
Cut
Contour cut to the shape of the head, with a mounting tab on each side
Size
about 11 × 8 in (with tabs)
Fits
Typical open-throat curb drain openings (about 5–6 in tall)
QR code
On the ear tab. It scans to sewerclown.com
Setup
About a minute, no tools. How it works
Use
Private property only. Fine print
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